Monday, May 22, 2017

For The Time Being (Review)

Back in secondary school, my classmates and I had to analyse some poems for literature. I remember Mr. Lattif explaining to us that the message behind a particular poem was that life was transient. As a fifteen-year-old, it was a profound message. Fast forward ten years and there I was, at 72-13, watching The MadHatter Project perform their show, entitled "For The Time Being". 

I attended their third and final show, arriving at 72-13 with my colleagues after work. Most of us were hungry as we have had a long day. There was no time for us to have dinner, but thankfully we had ramen at Ippudo after that. Anyway, we received cute little cocktail umbrellas as our tickets and were handed a red plastic chair that we could place where ever we wanted to watch the show. If that wasn't strange enough, we also had to write our most favourite childhood memory on a post-it and stick it to our chairs. After reading some amusing ones written by the people sitting in front of us, I proceeded to pen mine down as well.

The show started with the first song, "Pop". It sounded like a fun and delightful song at first, but pay attention to the lyrics and you'd realise that the "pop" sound refers to gunshots. Turns out that "going to the beach" meant getting slaughtered. Most of the audience members jumped up in their seats when Jamie screamed "stop!" from the back of the room. It was really disconcerting, which I feel was the entire point since it was a reference to war. However, the meaning of the song may have been lost to others as the sound system prevented us from hearing the words clearly.


The second song, "Ashes", was a song that I've heard them play before at the Esplanade. This song has a creepy vibe as the leader singer, Mark, sounds like a ghost. After the song, the band members read excerpts from historical records. Briefly, they recount that people used to live in wooden houses and there were plenty of fires that had occurred. There were accounts in several languages: Malay, Mandarin and Cantonese. Sadly, no English subtitles were given. I could only understand the Mandarin bit about saving ducks when the Bukit Ho Swee fire broke out. This part ends with quotes from Lee Kuan Yew, assuring citizens that enough HDB flats will be built.

By this point, it is rather clear that the performance is in chronological order (as expected from history majors). "Pig #154" is an interesting jazzy song, addressing how humans pit themselves against nature. The band plays the tune from Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" and the line "I'm both guilty and haram" cracked everyone up! The song also touches on our obsession with statistics, since the pig is just one out of many others and society only cares about "KPI". Similarly, "Gods and Plastic Plants" carries a similar message. Jamie is seen plucking the petals of a sunflower while a fake flower is placed in a vase. 

The Merlion Poem by Stephanie Dogfoot was hilarious. Mark really brought a lot of energy into his performance. It was amusing to see him hold up a picture of the Merlion in a photo frame, as if it had died. The part when the Merlion shook its head "from side to side" and "in slow motion" was so funny. Other humorous parts are, of course, the references to inter-species love between lions and fish. According to the poem, the Merlion has died ("Gills snapped shut, you lost your life") and it is also impossible to make love to it because it is made out of concrete just like everything else. 

There was an intermission and after that, when we came back into the room, the chairs were neatly lined up in rows. We were unable to find our original seats so we just sat in a random row. I had to pull a chair from another row to sit with my colleagues, but I noticed that I was being blocked by the videographer so I sat behind them instead. When I realised that my post-it and therefore my childhood memory was gone, I also realised that the chairs symbolised home. I honestly felt lost when I walked back in not knowing where to sit. Just as how people built their houses in whatever way they wanted, we were initially allowed to seat wherever we wanted. And when we came back, HDB flats were neatly built and we to just move in. Later on, Mark went around and made sure that the outliers sat with everyone else.

(I forgot to mention that in the first half, the audience was told to move around so that they could look at what was being projected onto the walls better. However, my sister held onto me and told me not to move because we had to subvert the norm! Thankfully, our little act of rebellion went unnoticed, though I felt like an outcast as everyone else was seated away from us. Anyway, I did not have a clear view of the band after the intermission and I noticed that many people in front of me were moving this way and that, straining their necks to catch a glimpse of what was going on in front. I wished that there was tiered seating.)

In the second half the songs were more focused on modern Singapore. I like "Shopping Mall Nation" because the visual art in the background finally makes sense to me. Okay, up to this point I have not mentioned the visual art because it didn't get it. Videos of people washing a car, ironing clothes, and exercising at the park were just mundane scenes. I get it if they are trying to depict how ordinary and meaningless our lives are, but I don't think it is necessary to show that many scenes of nothingness. We already have the Theatre of the Absurd for that. Sometimes there were words instead of scenes, but the words did not really add value to the performance. They were actually distracting because when I read the words I would miss out on part of a song. I didn't know what to focus on so after a while I just ignored what was projected onto the walls.

But in "Shopping Mall Nation", it was obvious that the videos were shot at Vivocity, obviously a shopping mall. I love the lyrics of this song as they are full of irony and contradictions. Then the band plays "City Lights", another song I'm familiar with. I'll admit it; the first time I heard "City Lights", I told John that I didn't like it. However, the song as grown on me and I like getting lost in the music. "Bishan" has a melancholic tune and the last bit was called "Umbrella". Mark recited a poem first, which explained why there were umbrellas everywhere. It's based on an old wives' tale; a Chinese belief that if you open an umbrella indoors, you are inviting a ghost into your home.

I remember that my mother mentioned this before, but she did not explain and no one really bothered. How else were we supposed to dry our umbrellas? This idea was quickly connected to how thousands of umbrellas are lost at MRT stations and the possibility that each umbrella is a shelter, a place, and each of these places contains a spirit. I think the symbol of an umbrella, at that moment, tied everything together. Umbrellas are forgotten as they act as temporary solutions to the rain, bought at Daiso for two dollars (as mentioned in the poem). Similarly, ordinary people and places are easily forgotten too.

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" This philosophical question was introduced to us by our history teacher, Mr Augustine Ng, when I was studying in Pioneer Junior College. Things are happening around us all the time, but historical records do not include every single mundane detail. Historians only choose the important facts and write about prominent people, events, and places. I like how it was used comically in the poem, when Mark asks: if an old tree gets cut down without anyone writing into The Straits Times forum about it, does it make a sound? My response would simply be no. People have never cared about things like trees, and although things around us are constantly changing, that remains the same. 

At the end of the show, the band played the video of "一支小雨伞" (A small umbrella) which had already been uploaded on their Facebook page. The subtitles were extremely amusing and Jamie was their model, posing like it was a typical, old music video. The kind of video you would watch when you sing karaoke with your friends; a video that has absolutely no meaning and is totally unrelated to the music. Were we back to the concept of mundanity and pointlessness? Or was this made just for fun? All I know is that the video was funny, and it would have been even better if the subtitles were slowly being coloured in blue from left to right as Mark sang. (And at that point, nothing else mattered but dinner)

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Things I did in Melbourne (Part 2)

6. Hosier Lane

After interacting with the fluffy felines, John and I walked to Hosier Lane.


There were so many tourists there posing in front of the graffiti, and of course, we could see artists climbing the grilles and using spray cans.


Graffiti was everywhere, even on the trash bins.


Decided to get one of those poser shots as well, inspired by those other tourists around me. Here's the typical, "I'm looking away and pretending I don't know my photo is being taken" shot.



Okay, this isn't a poser shot. This is more of a candid, "What are you doing? Have you taken a picture yet?" shot. 


My favourite is this one! Aboriginal land being taken over by the British. Oh and if you look carefully, at the top left of this picture, you can see part of a quote from George Orwell's 1984: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Hosier Lane is known for political art and I can see why!


7. Chinatown

If you see this, you're definitely in Chinatown.



To make it even more obvious, there are red lanterns dangling from above too.

Okay, I'm not exactly a foodie and I was only in Melbourne for a few days, but I absolutely loved this Chinese restaurant called China Spice! The fried rice was excellent and there were xiao long baos too! In addition, N2 was just around the corner.


Pikachu! So cute!


I mentioned N2 ice-cream before here. It was so popular that the queue was pretty long and we had to wait a little while, but it was worth it!


I ordered the salted caramel and my boyfriend had chocolate ice-cream (with a marshmallow and a syringe, so that you can add more chocolate as you eat). Yummy!


8. Old Melbourne Gaol

We visited Old Melbourne Gaol on our last day (the day before our flight) and we arrived just in time for The Watch House Experience, where a police officer pretended to have us arrested and treated us as criminals. He was very convincing because he kept a straight face! He handed out cards which stated who were supposed to be, and why we were being incarcerated. 


After the males and females were separated into different lines and "inspected", we were locked in a holding cell and the Sergeant switched off the lights for a while. I think we were very amused by this experience because we've never seen visitors at a museum being treated like this before!


The Sergeant released us from our cells after a while and allowed us to explore.

The padded cell at Old Melbourne Gaol. (Reminded me of the time when we visited the Institute of Mental Health back in secondary school)
Apart from the Watch House, there were other tours at night that explored ghost stories at the gaol or the life of a hangman. Sounded really interesting but it was more costly! And we simply didn't have the time.


Trying to look like an grumpy criminal here.


This place was huge! There were so many rooms to explore. As expected, we read found out more about Ned Kelly here. There were exhibits about how it was believed that the shape of the skull could predict criminal behaviour, and there were words carved on the walls by military prisoners during WWII. The thing that stood out most was the phrase "Why no second front comrade?"


The scaffold used for hanging criminals. Can you imagine being an executioner? Apparently, there's a book called "The Art of Hanging", which describes how to achieve a successful hanging. Ideally, the criminal should die instantaneously. However, sometimes they are either strangled to death or their necks get ripped. Ugh.

Enjoying Golden Gaytime ice-cream outside the gaol!

9. Queen Victoria Market

We visited Queen Victoria Market and had dinner there. The place is huge!



So many stalls!

The non-food section, obviously.

More ice-cream!

Food stalls.

Mmm... Meat!



Queen Victoria Market is such a chill place. You could just grab a seat, have a feast, and enjoy the live music!



10. Watched Matilda the Musical

I am a huge Roald Dahl fan so I had to catch this musical! It was at Princess Theatre and I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of the performance.


The theatre looked so grand from the inside, but it was too crowded for me to take a good picture!


They were serving cocktails! I had Miss Trunchbull's Tipple. The other one was called Bookworm. 

Watching Matilda the Musical was the last thing we did before flying back to Singapore the next day. However, there will still be a Part 3! It will include some other stuff we happened to stumble upon during our stay in Melbourne, and of course, our day trips to Penguin Island and Great Ocean Road. Stay tuned!

Monday, May 8, 2017

Things I did in Melbourne (Part 1)

This is a list of some of the things I did in Melbourne! Just like the list I did for Sydney, it focuses on things to do in the city centre. Day trips and other stuff I couldn't fit into top 10 would be covered in part 3.

I knew that I was going to be in Melbourne for only 5 days (not counting the sixth because it was just about checking out and getting to the airport) in March 2016, and as I was planning for the trip I realised that there were so many things I wanted to do! Obviously there wasn't enough time for everything so here are the places we visited in the end.

1. Brighton Beach 

Brighton Beach Bathing Boxes

And just like my post about Sydney, I start off with the beach. This was not planned! 

On our first day in Melbourne, my boyfriend John and I got ourselves some myki cards, hopped onto a train, and travelled to Brighton Beach Station. 



The wind was extremely strong and my hair was flying everywhere!


There were so many other tourists posing for pictures as well. A little overrated, but still worth a short visit.


2. St. Kilda Beach

We dropped by St. Kilda on the very same day, since it was on the way back. We were there on a Saturday so apparently we missed the St Kilda Esplanade Market that happens every Sunday. Strolled by Luna Park as we made our way to the pier.


This was such an amusing sight! I know this isn't a great shot, but the birds in the above picture were trying to fly against the wind -- and failing miserably. Although they were up in the air, flapping their wings and everything, they weren't moving forward at all! People were stopping to look at these funny seagulls.


We continued walking on until we reached the area where we could spot penguins. After admiring the lovely sunset, the penguins appeared! The swam ashore and climbed up the rocks. There were a few volunteers, or perhaps ecologists, who were there to ensure that the rules were followed. Glad to see that the penguins were being protected. I snapped quite a number of pictures (without using flash, of course) but they were mostly terrible since it was so dark. The ecologists used special torches to show us where the penguins were but the light was too faint for any good photos. So don't bother trying; just enjoy being in the presence of adorable creatures.


3. Immigration Museum

I would say that our visit to the Immigration Museum exceeded my expectations.

Political cartoons are great. They encapsulate the government's stand in a humorous way.

The museum explored Australia's immigration policies from the past (1830s) to present. It was quite detailed and I learnt so much about the various attitudes and concerns that people had. 

There was this interactive display, or computer screen thingy, which provided us with information such as the number of immigrants coming to Australia each year and which countries they came from. As a Singaporean, I was obviously interested in finding out about Singaporeans who emigrate to Australia. The results were as expected -- the number of males who emigrate to Australia used to be a lot higher than the number of females, but now there's a gender balance. And it's no surprise finding out that the number of people leaving Singapore to live in Australia has steadily been increasing. 

So many different passports!

There was also a ship-like structure in the middle of a room, showing visitors how it was like to travel to Australia back in the 1800s. I think I had a lot of fun with this interactive game, where you get to pretend to be an immigration officer. Based on the information presented to you about the applicant, as well as the government policy at that time, you get to decide whether to accept or reject the application. 

Another interesting bit was the part about the dictation test. At some point, applicants had to take a dictation test which was extremely unfair as it was intentionally confusing. There was even a notepad provided at the display for visitors to try it out. After hitting "play", I realised it was really difficult and we quickly gave up.


There were stamps of migratory shorebirds (so appropriate), circular pieces of paper, and string provided. Visitors are supposed to write about home, I guess. I didn't take it very seriously but I know that in the end, we are all just looking for a place where we belong.


4. State Library of Victoria

We popped into a beautiful church (St. Paul's Cathedral, I think) and we had lunch at Chinatown before getting to the library. I didn't know that the library contained exhibits and we ended up spending a few hours there.


I love how you can just chill on the grass. It's way too humid in Singapore.



People watching these two old men playing chess!


The library is so pretty and the shape ! I would love to study or just read a book here!

We mainly explored the upper floors where the exhibits were. There were sculptures, old books and newspaper articles, allowing visitors to learn more about Victoria and how it came to be. However, I was fascinated with the exhibit on Ned Kelly. He is sort of a mythical, Robin Hood type of character to some, but a criminal to others. Two historical artefacts on display are the Jerilderie Letter and his suit of armour.


The exhibit also covers the history of transportation in Victoria and even the history of Coles! I liked looking at the postcards from WWI, old travel advertisements, as well as women's rights posters.


5. Cat cafe

Looking back, I can't believe we did so many things on the second day. Okay, first of all, I know that Melbourne Cat Cafe has moved to another location. However, when I visited, it was at their old place along Queen Street. We had to make a reservation online first, and there was an entry fee. But it was totally worth it.


The front part of the cafe was more like a store, because they sold all kinds of products. I wished I was rich because I felt like buying everything. There were cat toys, clothes with cat prints, and even cat stickers. After making sure our hands were clean, we were led up the stairs to see the cats.

Feeding time!

And there were so many of them! It was more like a house than a cafe, really. There were various rooms and they were all so beautifully decorated. It was like cat paradise. 


There were comfy cat beds and cat trees. Not to worry though, there were sofas and bean bags for us humans too.



Of course, no cat cafe is complete without cat toys and books about cats.

Aww...


I was playing with this little one! It has black stripes on its head like eyebrows. This cat kept chasing the toy around and it was extremely active.


After a while, this one-eyed cat suddenly lunged at the toy from its hiding spot too!


I found out that the eyebrow cat was a male and his name is Sherlock. So fluffy! He's definitely my favourite because he kept playing with me. The others, being typical cats, simply ignored my presence.


Stay tuned for part 2, which would cover the next 5 things on this list!